"Yeah, I'd imagine..."
“so I came to earth... ever heard of the black death pandemic?”
"Yeah..."
“uhm... yeah you can guess what happened...”
"Woah..."
“So i caused one of the worst pandemics in history and then got stuck to a graveyard.”
"Sounds about right..."
“well... I don’t think I’m ever gonna be let back into hell. Not with the disaster I caused. Even satan was ashamed... but screw that guy I’m stronger but he got all the credit. Didn’t even make me his right hand man.”
"I mean, if you say so..."
“anyway what do you do out there invisible?”