"Eep!"
She jumps
"That's why!"
"I did nothing wrong."
"You just stabbed my counter!"
"And..?"
"And...you frighten me..."
"Really now..."
"..."
She fidgets nervously, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear
"So if I did this.."
He swiftly snatched the knife out of the counter and put it up to her neck.
"EEK! DISSUADEO aestus vitiorum!"
The knife flies out of his hand and launches itself into the wall with a thunk
"Pft- BWAHAHA!"
He burst into laughter
