"Really now..."
"..."
She fidgets nervously, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear
"So if I did this.."
He swiftly snatched the knife out of the counter and put it up to her neck.
"EEK! DISSUADEO aestus vitiorum!"
The knife flies out of his hand and launches itself into the wall with a thunk
"Pft- BWAHAHA!"
He burst into laughter
She slaps him-
He stopped, and he slowly stood up, a grin on his face
"Hf-"
Her eyes widen
"Oh-oh gods I am so so sorry!"
"Sorrryyy?"
"W-yes, sorry! I-I didn't-I wasn't-I-uh-"
