j"how are you a human?"
"I was born that way-how else would I be?"
"ugh. How did you go from a human to a deer."
"Oh...well...I'm cursed."
"and how were you cursed...?"
"Oh-it was pretty standard stuff I guess-wrong place at the wrong time-"
"you're really not making this easy. You know what. Fine. Just fix this beauty of a disaster called a poison Ivy infection. "
"Well...ok-but you gotta trust me on this-"
She gets some mud and slaps it on the rash
"...you know what. Not the weirdest thing that's happened today."
"It actually works, believe it or not-"
