"and how were you cursed...?"
"Oh-it was pretty standard stuff I guess-wrong place at the wrong time-"
"you're really not making this easy. You know what. Fine. Just fix this beauty of a disaster called a poison Ivy infection. "
"Well...ok-but you gotta trust me on this-"
She gets some mud and slaps it on the rash
"...you know what. Not the weirdest thing that's happened today."
"It actually works, believe it or not-"
"ok."
"..."
"how long is this gonna take?"
"Um-I would leave it on for 15 more minutes or so...it-won't heal it completely, but it does soothe it...i-it'll stop the burning for a little while..."
