"I doubt you have some rash cream in the middle of the forest but you're a magical stag so you know what do what you will."
"...Magical stag...?
"Yeah... well a deer. Stags aren't supposed to turn into humanlike females."
"Ohhhhh...well that's because I'm not actually a stag...o-or a deer..."
"what?"
"I'm a human."
"you're being very confusing right now."
"Hm?"
j"how are you a human?"
"I was born that way-how else would I be?"
