sir give me the hello kitty gun rn or i’ll steal it from you while your asleep and i will use it on you and run away then call the cops at my house saying you werent responding when i was calling you and i had come earlier to make sure you were okay bc you were upset which is why my fingerprints are on the doorknob. Oh my god i just planned a murder and how to get out of it...
I should make that my dream job
Nah jk thats horrible idea but i can plan a murder rlly good tho