HΞŁŁФ ΞVΞЯЏФЛΞ ł HΛVΞ ТФ ΛЛЛФUЛϾΞ SФMΞТHłЛG
ɨ աaռռa ɖօ a ʀք, sօ tɦɛ աօʀʟɖ օʀ ʍօʀɛ ċʏɮɛʀքʊռҡ ʟɨҡɛ tɦɛsɛs
(aʟsօ ʀɨʋɛʀ ɢaʋɛ ʍɛ tɦɛ քɨċs, tɦaռҡs ʟօʋɛ)
ʟɨҡɛ tɦօsɛ, aռɖ ɦaʋɛ քɛօքʟɛ tօ ɢօ աɨtɦ ɨt tօօ, sօ ċɦօօsɛ աɦօ ʏօʊ աaռt
~~~~~~WOMANS TURN~~~~~~~~~
օҡ sօ, աօʍɛռ aʀɛ ʄօʀċɛɖ tօ tɦɛ ʍɨʟɨtaʀʏ, աɛʟʟ tɦɛ աօʍaռ tɦat ʟօօҡ քօաɛʀful, ʏօʊ ɖօռ't ɦaʋɛ tօ ɖօ tɦɨs ʀք աɛ ċaռ ɖօ ɖɨʄʄɛʀɛռt ʀքs ɮʊt ɨʄ ʏօʊʀ ɨռtɛʀɛstɛɖ ɨռ tɦɨs օռɛ tɦɛռ ɢօ ʄօʀ ɨt.
sir give me the hello kitty gun rn or i’ll steal it from you while your asleep and i will use it on you and run away then call the cops at my house saying you werent responding when i was calling you and i had come earlier to make sure you were okay bc you were upset which is why my fingerprints are on the doorknob. Oh my god i just planned a murder and how to get out of it...
I should make that my dream job
Nah jk thats horrible idea but i can plan a murder rlly good tho
