What i just called my cat
Pumpkin
Pumpkin
Babes
Asshole
I shall tell you why
With this
My cat: *watching my door*
Me: Whats wrong pumpkin?
Her: *deosnt move*
Me: Pumpkins?
Her: *still doesnt move*
Me: Whats there babes- *and i get up and go to the door*
Her: *runs from my door*
Me: *opens door and nothing is there* Asshole you made me get up!