"Sir, this man is a murderer, we need to put him away"
"Yeah... well... it says here he's an organ donor"
"Sir, he killed three people"
"But I can't help but notice that he's part of the local neighbourhood watch"
"Sir, he ran a combine harvester down the main street pavement"
"But look at his friendly figure"
"But sir..."
"That's three positives sir, you're free to go"
10/10 would friendly figure again