"What quezzzion dat? She's you! Yer a dumy."
Esme: Wait...iz me...!?
"yersh! w-who elz."
Esme starts laughing hysterically
Esme: Thaz...thaz so funny! Pfft-
"Shut up. Lez trash diz plce. We droonk. Ner one can tell us what ter do."
Esme: Wait-wait hang on...hang on I gotta tell ya something....
"Wat?"
Esme giggles
Esme: I...I like someone...like looovee someone...giant...giant crush...
"who iz it?"
Esme: Well...he'z strong...and sweet and very, very handsome...and kinda a complete and total idiot but I love him anywayz...