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I can't launch it.  I've tried checking for updates, resetting my wifi, checking my storage, restarting my computer, reinstalling the game, spamming the launch button, and checking task manager... Is this thing supposed to be functional or disfunctional???

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Hey, try grabbing the latest copy from here.

Were you trying a fresh install, or updating the game?