Alistair stares down at Milo, arms crossed
Alistair: ...If you have a problem with my being here, you can shove it up your ass.
He nudged his head on Alistairs leg
Alistair quickly moves his leg away
Alistair: Hey! Back off!
Milo quickly back away, doing as he was told.
Alistair sighs, looking down at Milo suspiciously
Alistair: So...you gonna talk or are you just gonna stare at me?
Milo barked at Alistair. It somehow translates to:
"Hi hi hi!"
Alistair rolls his eyes
Alistair: Yeah, hi, what do you want?
"Wanna play tag?! Huh, huh!?"
Alistair: ...Jesus christ, what happened to you...? Yeah no, I do not want to play tag-
"Why nawt..."