Milo quickly back away, doing as he was told.
Alistair sighs, looking down at Milo suspiciously
Alistair: So...you gonna talk or are you just gonna stare at me?
Milo barked at Alistair. It somehow translates to:
"Hi hi hi!"
Alistair rolls his eyes
Alistair: Yeah, hi, what do you want?
"Wanna play tag?! Huh, huh!?"
Alistair: ...Jesus christ, what happened to you...? Yeah no, I do not want to play tag-
"Why nawt..."
Alistair: Because I´m not a fucking child!
"Well you don't smell old.."
Alistair: Well I´m not that young, either. And why are you posing as a small dog? It´s embarrassing...