"Ruby. My sister. She's a nightmare. Literally. She gives you actual nightmares."
"Actually... my eyesight is blurry when I look at things with too much items in them. My brain is unable to comprehend the room as it is too detailed. I wouldn't have had this if it weren't for my sister but... beggars can't be choosers. Thanks for letting me stay anyway."
(the photo does not appear so I have made an elaborate excuse :D)