To everyone who seems to have issues opening this game:
- Right click on the downloaded file
- Select "Extract All..."
- Click "Browse"
- Click "Desktop" at the top
- Click "Make New Folder" - Name the folder whatever you want
- Click "OK"
- Now open the folder you made on your desktop, and enjoy the game!
No need to download anything, it is a simple .zip folder, Windows can extract it on it's own.