"Mh...why do you need to know Hells history?"
August: Hm? Oh...I-I don't but...I want to know more about this place...so I figured...
"Mh.."
August: W-what...?
"Our history is funny."
August: It is...?
"Yup! Ful, of war and murder!"
August: Well... that's most history...
"Definitely!"
August: But I'd imagine hell's battles are probably more epic...