"Our history is funny."
August: It is...?
"Yup! Ful, of war and murder!"
August: Well... that's most history...
"Definitely!"
August: But I'd imagine hell's battles are probably more epic...
"Epic!?"
August: Well-yeah, I just mean like-they're probably on a larger scale than the ones on Earth...
"Most likey."
August: ...I guess I'm gonna find out...