August: You'll never take me alive!
He's laughing hysterically, out of breath
"Then I'll take you dead."
August: Oh yeah? Well how are you gonna do that...when you can't even catch me!
He's really out of breath but he's still going
"Hm..I know."
He mumbled a spell under his breath, which made August slam onto the ground.
August: AUGH! H-hey!
He starts to get up
He said the spell again as he approched August
August: OW! W-what did you do to me!?
"Nothing."
He picked August back up.
"As you see Kazzzie, I'm now stronger than ever and deserve more ass-kissing than dad ever got."
August: Shit! I was so close...
Kaz: I-woah-ok-hold on...we need to back up QUITE a bit-
He points at August
Kaz: Who the hell is this!? And whyyyyyy can you cast spells now!?
"Ugh. So this is August the dumbass, basically my boyfriend, and if you haven't been notified by 217, I'm king now."