"Ugh. So this is August the dumbass, basically my boyfriend, and if you haven't been notified by 217, I'm king now."
August: Hm...yeah, that's not really a replacement, but thanks babe! Lucky for you, the cravings have passed for now...should hit in another half hour or so-seriously, I appreciate you trying to help, but this isn't going to end well for either of us...
Kaz is still in shock
Kaz: ...you're king....and you have a boyfriend...