-she sighs-
"Well,at least you don't have to follow me"
-she sits on the couch next to you and the cat walks and sits on her lap-
Kaz: Oh-uh...about that...when I said bound, I meant...literally bound...as in I will physically be forced to follow you if you go to far away from me...
"whatever"
"You're sleeping on the couch"
Kaz: Uh...ok...I don't really need to sleep but...thanks...
"yeeah"
-she gives her cat a smooch and goes upstairs-
Kaz sighs and curls up on the couch
Kaz: True love...yeah, right. No such thing as true love...no such thing...
He falls asleep
(the next day)
"good morning I guess"
Kaz jolts awake, startled
Kaz: AHHH-oh...hi.
"So you don't have a true love tracker or something"
Kaz raises an eyebrow at you
Kaz:..Why the heaven would I have that!? Do I look like a cupid to you!?