Kaz sighs and curls up on the couch
Kaz: True love...yeah, right. No such thing as true love...no such thing...
He falls asleep
(the next day)
"good morning I guess"
Kaz jolts awake, startled
Kaz: AHHH-oh...hi.
"So you don't have a true love tracker or something"
Kaz raises an eyebrow at you
Kaz:..Why the heaven would I have that!? Do I look like a cupid to you!?
"CHILL!"
-she picks up her cat-
-and brings her to the kitchen-
Kaz sighs
Kaz: sarcastically Well, I can already tell this is going to be a pleasant 60ish years...
"I heard that!"
-she feeds the cat and makes breakfast-
Kaz walks into the kitchen
Kaz:...so. How does one find cute singles in their area if one is a normal mortal person?
"they die? Idk I don't ask!"