Xander: hey! Your heavy! *laughs* want me to start calling you a fatty!
lilac: *GASPS* what did you just call me????? *laughs* *jumps on you more*
Xander: stoppp *laughing uncontollably*
lilac: nuuuuuuuuu! *giggles and jumps on you more*
Xander: fine then! *starts chanting Fatty while laughing*
lilac: nuuuuuuuuu!!! *laughs* your the FATTY !!!!!
Xander: hey I'm perfectly fine. Just look at these guns *points to his muscles* *laughs*
lilac: yea those flat guns *laughs uncontrollably*
Xander: HEY!
lilac: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! FLAT GUNS!!