Kaz: Your life is fucked up!? MY FATHER RIPPED MY HEART OUT OF MY CHEST!
Vall: under breath we need Theodore for this shit... he can open a portal to find the person with your heart... im kinda scared to know who it is... screams as loud as can THEODORE!
Theo: Yes Miss. Vallery?
Vall: I need you to open a portal...
Theo: Yes ma’am right away, what do you need to find
Vall: Kaz’s heart, and his heart kidnapper..
Theo: Ok... opens a portal showing some sort of demon only Vall recognizes
Vall: WHAT... THE... FUCK?! OUT OF ALL PEOPLE WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SHELAH?! I HATE THAT LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER!
Theo: May i ask who Shelah is?
Vall: a little bitch who steals hearts... shes almost impossible to catch.. luckily i have my ways with her-
Vall: I know, Shelah is a little hoe, cheated on all her bfs. Takes any heart she can find, usally eats them... so we have to go quick!
Theo: Well hurry please! I can only hold it open for so much longer!
Vall: I’ll go stay here be right back... Theo how much longer do i have?
Theo: Around 20 minutes
Vall: GOD DAMN IT! I HAVE TO ACT FAST USALLY TAKE 10 MINUTES! jumps in a persudes Shelah to give back the heart and it works IM BACK! HERE! hands the heart to Kaz Hurry!
Vall: AND IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR FATHER THE REST OF MY FAMILY WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! THE ONLY ONE I HAVE LEFT IS MY SISTER! SHE IS THE ONLY FAMILY I HAVE ALONG WITH THEO!! SO THEREFORE I THINK MY LIFE IS MORE FUCKED UP AND BEFORE MY PARENTS DIED ALL THEY WNATED FROM ME WAS FOR ME TO BE A “PERFECT CHILD” WITH ALL THEIR EXPECTATIONS AND MY FATHER WOULD ALWAYS WATCH ME SHOWER AND ONE DAY TRIED TO MAKE OUT WITH ME IN MY SLEEP! MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN FUCKED UP AND A LIVING HELL SINCE I WAS 12 AND IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE UP UNTIL NOW WHEN IM NOW 18 MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE AND IF ONE MORE DAMN THING GOES WRONG IM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF, THEN YOU WONT HAVE ANYONE BUT KLAUS WHO YOU DONT REMEMBER! I WISH MY LIFE WAS PERFECT, I WISH I STILL HAD A FAMILY,I WISH YOU FATHER RHADNT DECIDED TO DROWN MY FATHER MY OLDER SISTER AND BURN MY MOTHER! I WISH I COULD HAVE NOT SO MUCH OF A FUCKED UP LIFE! MY ONLY REAL FRIENDS ARE YOU AND KLAUS AND THEO AND MY SKSTER! MY LAST BF ONLY WANTED ME FOR MY BODY! IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN WORLD HATES THE SHIT OUT OF ME EXEPT FOR MY LITTLE SISTER THEO AND MY MOTHER WHO IS DEAD! I DONT EVEN LIKE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF! THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING IS MY SISTER KNOWING IF I DIE SHE WILL CRY FOR 5 MONTHS STRAIGHT AND GET NXIETY AND DEPRESSION!!! IM FUCKING TIRED OF LIFE AND THE ONLY LTHER THING KEEPING ME SANE IS TAKING SOULS FRIM CHILDREN! I THOUGHT I WOULD FINALLY BE FREE FROM ALL THE HELL I HAVE GONE THROUGH GETTING SOME FRIENDS BUT NO IT JUST MADE MY LIFE WORSE! starts crying so much she can barely talk through her tears I D-DONT EVEN WANT TO B-BE HERE ANYMORE A-AT ALL I-I WISH I WAS D-DEAD SOMETIMES! sits on the ground in a puddle on sadness sobbing into her knees