oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Go back to sleep. And starve.
how I would answer: *points gun* What did you just say to me bitch. MAKE ME MY FUCKING SANDWICH AND MAKE IT GOOD UNLESS YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE! *grabs flamethrower* *prepares bazooka and canon* *invents machine that stabs you a bunch of times* GET THE FUCKING SANDWICH YOU LITTLE SHIT!
them: ok gosh all I wanted was to make a joke jeez. *makes sanwich*
me: :3 thanks. Sorry I get Hangry. (angry when hungry) *eats*
them: *still shooketh from the bazooka, canon, stabby machine, gun and flamethrower pointed in their face*