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This is the birth story of Mew...I seriously thought that I already did it but oki 




















MEW'S BIRTH WAS SO CHAOTIC THAT I THOUGHT THAT THE NATIONAL GUARD WAS GOING TO HAVE TO COME TO SAVE NOT JUST ME AND THE SIX DOCTORS..BUT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL...MEWS BIRTH LASTED 2 HOURS...WELL 5 HOURS IF YOU COUNT THE TIME THAT MEW LEARNED THE CUSS WORDS THAT I WAS SCREAMING AT THOSE IDIOT DOCTORS..MEW THEN STARTED TO RUN AROUND THE BUILDING SCREAMING THOSE CUSS WORDS AND SAYING "If thwose dwoctors dwon't helwp mumswy with her bwirth then I'm going to plant a bomb in the building :D this is how I came up with Momjutsu Rule # 10,000 Control your child/children but also congratulate them for their success (even if they do have to take Assassin 101 in the future) I was screaming at the doctors.."THATS  MAH BABY THE BABY THATS GOING TO BOMB THIS HOSPITAL HAHA!" Of course out of fear they called the police but when ALL OF THE UNITS ARRIVED THEY SAW MAH BABY STANDING IN THE FRONT OF A BUILDING WITH A GLOCK...AT FIRST THEY JUST LAUGHED 'CAUSE WELL APPARENTLY SINCE MEW WAS "just a baby" "can't do any harm" or "is to fragile" but anyways MEW STARTED TO SHOOT AT THEM AND THOSE POLICE FLED FASTER THAN DUCHI'S BIRTH! ANYWAYS YE WE WENT HOME AND MEW STARTED TO CONTROL THE HOUSE TORTURING THE MAIDS THE BUTLERS AND THE REST OF THE SIBLINGS FOR 3 YEARS :D SO YE THATS IT

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Can has the story of my birth please mom?

OMG I DIDN'T DO YOUR STORY THIS IS DISGRACEFUL AFTER I DO YOUR STORY I'M GOING TO YEET MYSELF OUT OF THE ATTIC WINDOW AS PUNISHMENT ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Dont kill your self pls! I need u to make me food U-U

i swipe food

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SWEETIE DON'T YOU KNOW? I CAN'T DIE! I'M UNSTOPPABLE!

me evol