Welcome to cooking with Swipor! Today we are making brick pie.
First, grabbie your splatchula and a humpdy dumpdy eggie. Break the eggie in the bowl and leave the shells in. Then, grab ur brick and SMASH it in the bowl. Your bowl should break so you have crunchy glass factor. Then grab a pan and pour your mixture in and cover it with paper. Put it in the oven and 6000 degrees for 4 minutes
WAHLA, BRICK PIE
ok I'll tell you. Grab your bowl. Your first ingredient is the blood of school students and teachers. Then add a dab of child tears. After that add some childrens ashes. Mix it up. Add some bits of school furniture in too. Cut a child's heart into cubes then place them in the pan to sizzle a bit. Add in some nice glass into the bowl. Take the heart bits off the pan then add them in the bowl and mix with an electric mixer. Place it in the pan to bake. Ta da. School children pie.
