ok I'll tell you. Grab your bowl. Your first ingredient is the blood of school students and teachers. Then add a dab of child tears. After that add some childrens ashes. Mix it up. Add some bits of school furniture in too. Cut a child's heart into cubes then place them in the pan to sizzle a bit. Add in some nice glass into the bowl. Take the heart bits off the pan then add them in the bowl and mix with an electric mixer. Place it in the pan to bake. Ta da. School children pie.