mmmwelcome to part 65 of...having crazy dreams that make no sense and consequently...make you question your sanity, when you...when you wake up...and probably make you cringe...and also, uh, me doing long comments-
I know you told me to stop. but screw that, I'm so tired of being submissive. I'm probably being impetuous typing this (again), but I'm also racking my brain trying to think of exactly what to say and I just woke up, so now I really know my problem.
if you aren't logged in you surely won't be the type to care if I post this comment so...that's your problem. Remember the...somewhat good old days before Discord when all the community gathered here? Well, I'm back.
Some day in the near future (I hope) I will make up for these terrible comments by posting something about AEWVS totally relevant and worthy of being on this comment section.
I've been having more and more vivid dreams lately, but I never seem to question the absurdity of the things that happen in them. Instead, I just roll with them and deal with the realities when I wake up.
Before I get onto the original dream that came before this edit, let me quickly tell you about a somewhat less related but more recent dream.
So, for some reason, MIX UP GAMERS had a cat,* and...I think he knew a trick to make them run extraordinarily fast. I dunno if it was a trick, or just a natural thing they did in wild circumstances (like having absurd dreams). All I know is that he let his cat loose on the street, ran out to catch it for some fun like he did it every day, that it was later (or right then, considering I followed them) revealed that my (actually existing) cat(s) joined them, and that it for some reason had everything to do with "mora" and nothing to do with isochronic timing. So I ran outside and joined them, to the others' dismay, and heard rapid loud thumping on the other side when I'd gotten to the middle of the street. Also, while in their blurry state, the cats didn't even look at all big or like cats, but rather like small, blurry dart shapes that lost their form with speed, although it isn't like the energy conservation in matter conversion because otherwise they'd have the energy of nukes and be going over the whole country in practically gaseous forms. I ran around the block trying to catch them, but only on the side I'd done it on because the other one is less familiar to me and dreams are prohibitive. I'd probably gone most of the way when I somehow eventually caught them, and I have no idea whether I tried luring tactics earlier or later. All I remember is that some time later we were at my house, and the cats were still at it, though the most pertinent thing was that they were rushing in and out of my house even though the front door was closed. It turned out (at least according to a part where I tried to drag them in through it later) that they were just pushing it open and shut so fast it looked like it was shut and not moving, even though it should've by all means looked like a blur and been noisy. But I tried to put them in the pet container later and they were really hard to contain, uncertain whether it was because they were pushing the doors or because they could go under them at this point. But yeah, now onto the next one. Honestly it's even more cringy than this one
So, uh, basically, I don't really remember the whole dream (like all of them), but for some reason I was doing something on the EternityDev Wiki and saw that Markiplier was on FANDOM (which he definitely would not be because there are millions of people doing stuff about him and he's on YouTube). I lost his page though, so I searched for users on FANDOM (which you probably can't really do) to try and track his account down, and I did. Um...yeah I think I had a page, up? Already? About an introduction to AEWVS? I mean I'm developing it now, but I never finished it. Somehow I managed to contact him saying something or other, and I don't know what happened, but he read it, and considering how I knew it, he probably replied. Of course that obviously made me hyped and started commenting about it on the wiki (and I was gonna do it on this page, too, but, you know, um...I suppose I was busy), but that probably wasn't a good idea, and I don't think anybody saw it before that arc of the dream finished. Anyway, I don't remember what happened after that but I was just at the shops with people at night for some reason, and I kind of remember the position I was in exactly, but I can't tell you about it because it incorporates elements of my life you could use to identify me and kidnap me when I go to the shops and [DATA EXPUNGED] (other than my IP address, which someone should've had the sense to track already. I mean nobody came to my gosh dang house with an axe yet). Of all the places Markiplier could be, he was close by because I probably needed an opportunity to say more about it. It's just cringy and absurd. And especially because I usually don't really like to socialise that much (for exactly those reasons). But the thing about dreams is that the world is exactly as small as your mental model of it, so it's definitely not like he could've actually been at his own house. I said the game I talked to him about was something he'd played before, so I don't think at any point he knew the game I was talking about was AEWVS. He just knew it was very large, and that. I didn't really know the plan. I mean, I knew that anyone who was going to commit themself to AEWVS had to be either really interested, or guided. But not too much, we don't want to ruin the gameplay by telling everyone how to complete the game (that's how my beginner's guide was and will be different from Noli's. I mean, his one is very completionist, so I wouldn't really call it a guide for beginners anyway). Ugh, yeah it's been like half an hour and my dream's slipping away. I think...I don't know what I said, but I'll really shorten it now because I have no reason not to. He went with us to our house, we put shopping away, and then...well...our person had to go home, and...I didn't really want to remind them of the stream. Yeah, for some reason I think everybody expected it in a few hours within a few hours. It was dark outside and I think our person definitely wanted to go home. I mean, I probably realised by then it was absurd to expect a stream/video in such short notice, so I was okay with waiting until tomorrow or longer. Also, I don't know where the heck I was, but it looked like an RPG, and I think there were language notebooks bouncing around. Someone said they looked cute and asked what they were.
wut
well bruh we will just go back to our standard reality now, no more cringe
we'll still try though...
*yeah he has a puppy. These dreams are absurd. I mean, at least they beat having those horrid dreams