So, you're telling me, I'm home alone and have to fight and somehow escape from a 6'9 NBA Basketball player wearing a Christmas sweater and Yeezy's, whose main goal is to break into my house and forcibly feed me a Sprite Cranberry but in order to escape, I have to arm myself with Fanta soda pops which I can then throw directly at said NBA players head as he's Naruto-style running at me with deadly intent and a red glare all over his face...count me in bro! I do it for the memes!