I don't even have words for how fun this game is. We've created this vegan restaurant that's totally not a front in a supernatural small town, and challenges have ranged from the cook's favorite skillet is dirty to a spy from the National Onion Association is breaking in to sabotage us and carve threats into our vegetables. There have been several fires, corn ghosts, and dragons. My busser has been kidnapped by serial killers, the bar back fought an angry Karen in a Walmart parking lot, our sommelier is secretly dating the sommelier of the rival bar. Dish Pit Witches is such an absolute joy to play.