The movement and controls are silly and satisfying- loved it! I love the humor you included with the intro and the text around the levels. It makes me feel nostalgic of a bygone era of flash games that had similar styles :).
Just one little bug: the player can get soft-locked if they get in the egg-levator but get out before it leaves. I was trapped in that first part for a while before I refreshed the page XD.
Overall though, great game!