Oh no...
So this is why Duckquackers had to make Professor Pig's Unusual Barn School
He challenged MrDrNose, he fell for it, and now the community is sorely split between billboards and models and judging on the Panacea PAP Station
(By the way, if you need some idea of how to make suitable 3D models properly, just look at my angular sprites. You can see them in the links to sprites in my list of AEWVS projects on my blog on the EternityDev wiki. I think I did well)