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Thanks and glad it made you both laugh! The idea for the description came to me as I contemplated the shortness of my game. 

PixelPaladin, you should pitch the under-one-minute-jam idea to David Masia!
ZappedCow, I agree with you about grid based movement. I thought of it but my boilerplate from a previous game of mine  was pixel-based. I'll try it for the next update!