Max: MONOPOLY! :3
NO! I HATE THAT THING! PUT IT AWAYYYYYYYY! IT'S FREAKING CURSEEEEDDDDD!
*gives up immediately* NO! SCREW THIS STUPID GAME! HERE! HAVE MY MONEY! MY RAILROADS! MY HOUSES! EVERYTHING! GODDANGIT! *walks away angrily*
Max: THANKS! *he had nothing and now that I have given up and given him all my stuff he has money and railroads and property and houses and all that stuff* You'll do better next time! :>
THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING DUCK ABOUT THIS SHEETY GAME!
Max: Oh no. You've been clean for a long time don't ruin it now.
SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! SCREW EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! BUT MOSTLY SCRE THAT DUMB BOARD GAME THAT MAKES PEOPLE HATE EACHOTHER FOR ALL ETERNITY!
Max: Monopoly?
YES! *le slams door behind her*
Max: :T