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-me acting my hands are people- LH: mommy, why is sister screaming? RH: shut up lefty! dont say anything, its your fault i got sued!

colin: -are you insane?-

-yes-

(OG: *peaceful*

I HATE YOU!

OH?! WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Ariana. Give James your 200 dollars. You landed on his property. 

NO! HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL! 

That's not how you. PLAYYYYYYYYY! 

Mommy. Why is brother screaming. 

Shut the flip up sally, you don't get to talk up for stealing my last railroad! 

I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! 

ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS! 

AHHHHHHHHHH- )

Max: anyway. Let's continue.

yes, its such an inspiring speech about . . something.))

colin: :T

:> i want food

colin: is food all you think of??

no, sometimes i think how fun  it would be to make you remember something over and over again

colin: . . . ill just pretend i didnt hear any of that.

good

Max: I want food too.

*from the other room* GET ME SOME OR I'LL KILL YOU!

Max: ok ;-;

wow, dark

colin: says the one who-

shush child, that was in the past

colin: -_-

Max: ok. I'll make food. What do you want?

colin: im not hungry :/

i c e :>

Max: ... *gives you a bag of ice* ok weirdo...

HEY!

Max: oh right I forgot that u like it too.

JUST GET ME FOOOOOOOODDDD!

Max: *creates best food in da le universe* *Gives me sum*

:> *I come in and sit down so I can watch this mess of a board game go down* Now. Let's see how long it takes for you guys to argue.

Max: .-. Let's continue. *le roll dice* *le move and land on jail* DANGIT!

hehehehehehe.

Max: your turn ;-; *hands the dice over to you*

-muffled with ice- i know nothing about monopoly so .>.

colin: just roll the dice.

-rolls the dice- -lands on max's property (thats all i know about monoply ._.)- :> what do i do now.

Max: hehehehheheheheh! GIVE ME MONEY!

if you land on a persons property you give them money. Max. How much does she have to pay?

Max: *checks card* so that + the houses would be... 500 DOLLARS! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Give him. And if you don't have enough then you become broke and pay the rest when you have it.