colin: . . . you could've just asked me to follow you and i would.
oh wow, wait- if his dad worked in the military- why did he kill peeps and stuff?
sorry my internet went out))
*20 push ups later*
Max: Now Listen. And listen well bc I'm not saying this twice! You're gonna go through this obstacle course. *boom. there's now a military obstacle course in the garden* *explains obstacle course perfectly* (IDK much about the military ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) And I don't wanna hear any huffs or puffs! This is the simplest obstacle course there is! If I hear a single groan you won't hear the end of it.
Max. Chill. You're not getting him ready for the military you want him to care about life.
Max: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
ok ok geez.