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colin: -sigh- -he just did what he said-

*20 push ups later*

Max: Now Listen. And listen well bc I'm not saying this twice! You're gonna go through this obstacle course. *boom. there's now a military obstacle course in the garden* *explains obstacle course perfectly* (IDK much about the military ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) And I don't wanna hear any huffs or puffs! This is the simplest obstacle course there is! If I hear a single groan you won't hear the end of it.

Max. Chill. You're not getting him ready for the military you want him to care about life.

Max: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

ok ok geez.

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colin: -_- -he does it- 

-slurpy straw noises- :> I love watching my ocs getting exhausted slowly

Max: hm. Pretty good for a beginner.

Hey why is he so good at this?

idk he's just doing it

Colin: . . Im going inside now.

Max: eh you're right. 

Hey! No! You get back here right now!

Max: why? There's no point in trying. He clearly doesn't care and he never will. So I'm going ton sleep bc there's nothing for me to do now and there's nothing to cure my boredom.

well you could hurt colin, he'd chase you around stuffs like that

Colin: the f___ is wrong with you??

Everything. 

max: no.

Well what nowwww

welp.

Colin: -slep-

StOp slEePiNg

Colin: bUt tHeRe iS nOthIng elSe tO dO

MaYbE bEcaUsE yOu  wOnT lOoK

Max: let's all play a board game that will make us hate each other for all eternity! ^w^