" Elliot, here" i say, and give him a Classic 80s He-Man action figure
Elliot: ._. -his mind: tf is this abomination-
i also give him most of the other He-Man action figures, and a shitton of cool Lego Bionicle shit and all da cool stuff, and some Classic Ben 10 acton figures
elliot: -confused why you givin him stuff-
" here, play with these instead of those Barbie dolls" i say
" and if you dont like these boy dolls, i could give you other girls dolls"
oh my the polywag God . .
Unfortunately I worship wooper. _ .
qwp
Elliot: uh ok- . . Its fine <>v<>
yarsh
NOES!! YE SHALT NOW FEEL MY WRATH!!
* all deh polywogs and da fregs hash now claimed yer house as their home*
" alrighty then" i say, going to check up and the rest of da smols
:l
-Me yeeting wooper memes at them- welp time for my collection
-insert bone trousle music which is in noway related to pokemon-
Thats just a sample
Bunny: -readin-
Everyone else: -doing the exact same thing when you last checked on them- -dang max how long does it take to eat a cookie-
SCREE AS WELL AS THE POLYWOG GOD I AM ALSO THE GOD OF RATS
this is just one adorable blind rat
aaand all my fregs and sollymunders
and snakes
-polywog God used "knowledge is power!"-
-its critical!-
Noooooooooooo
Everyone: -thinking we're a bit crazy-
You should see your future selves ->-
