Will: *slams his fist on the ground so hard the floor breaks in two, leaving you stuck in a 4ft hole*
Will: *whoops*
Will: ......*whyyy am i so short???**im like 4ft 6in**whyyyy i hate being short*
Will: true, but what i lack in height i more than make up for in intelligence and strength
Will:......you tryna say somethin there? AHEM* that is not the ONLY reason
