Will: *de cat is also...covered in oil???? whatever, prolly knocked a thing of oil down or smthn*
Will: *atempts teh lick de oil off itsself*
NUU DONT DO DAT!
Will: *it b a alley cat be the looks of it, water aint gonna do shit*
Will: *lick**BLEH*
also
dont actualy think of dis as will
beucz
mAGIc
see dis just be will, but also not will
i has swapped will with will froma already existing cat AU
so haha losers (meaning not you idfk what i mean by losers0
Will: *cough cough cough cough cough**hairball**cough cough*
le cat (Will): *jumps over the hairball and rubs its face on Kats leg as it walks out the door, also losing a golren-green collar as it exits the room*