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Reasons why not to eat a tractor:

1. It probably tastes bad.

2. It's not food.

3. It'S iNeDiBlE! yOu CaN't EaT iT!

4. How the f- are ya gonna eat a tractor. You can't exactly put it in the microwave so it can turn into mush that you can eat.

5. WhY tHe F- wOuLd YoU wAnNa EaT a TrAcToR.

6. IT'S NOT EVEN FREAKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

7. lastly: It'S a TrAcToR. A hEcKiNg ViEcHlE.


thank yew. And it still probably tastes bad.

pfft

i hav died

revenge me

ok lol.

i WiLl ReVeNgE yOu!

*revives*

Do I sTiLl HaVe To ReVeNgE yOu?

no you just did

we gud now brah

k cool man.

yeye

*insert meme here*

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yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye *one decade later* yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye *one billion lifetimes later* yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye *explodes*

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