Reasons why not to eat a tractor:
1. It probably tastes bad.
2. It's not food.
3. It'S iNeDiBlE! yOu CaN't EaT iT!
4. How the f- are ya gonna eat a tractor. You can't exactly put it in the microwave so it can turn into mush that you can eat.
5. WhY tHe F- wOuLd YoU wAnNa EaT a TrAcToR.
6. IT'S NOT EVEN FREAKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
7. lastly: It'S a TrAcToR. A hEcKiNg ViEcHlE.
thank yew. And it still probably tastes bad.