Mia: yeah, our meat is pretty valuable, ivory is pretty and humans like it for some reason, out claws make pretty sharp knives, and our blood...well its used for cult stuff
Emily: -worried about crap now-
Mia: but dont worry! ive been fending off those guys for about 15 years, so i'll protect you to!
Mia: we Zalgiods have to stick together, after all!
Emily: uhm . . Okay
Mia: *she does the thing where she spits into her hand and shakes your hand*
Emily: :> -why are we shaking hands?-
Mia: i dunno, sometimes i just do random things and im not sure why, i usualy regret them, but whatever!
*hmm yes i DEFINATELY wonder who she got that from*
*hmm yes its 00% NOT totally ovious hmm no*
._.
I make random sounds just because I'm bored
And everyone looks at me like I'm an maniac
Wait- why am I saying this-
Emily: :T okay then
Mia: yeh idk,
Mia: *says something dirty and random out of random*
Mia:.......did i say that out loud???
Emily: . . . Uhhh yes
you alive?
