Remus: yes! i want someone to fuck bees with!
no god please dont.....
There now you have salamander
-smol person poofed into existence-
Uwu
Remus: *super formal Duke time* hello ma'am, my name is Remus, but you'll call me Master
Virgil: *super scary King Paranioa time* you'll be working for us from now on
Deceit: *scory snek* yessss
oh- ok
I guess shell be disgust uwu because- salamanders can slimy sometimes ._.
Salamander disgust person thingy: wut-
Might as well put her in a maids outfit while your at it
No dont actually do it
Remus: great idea!!!
she cant be a side unless Thomas wants her to be
Deceit: Remusssss, get the maidssss outfit
Remus: kay
._.
ay Thomas do you exept her as your disgust feeling?
Salamander person: ;_;
Thomas: no, Dee already has that covered
Deceit/Janus: part of why im almost always sarcastic
Virgil: *she looks cewl*
Remus: *she doesnt wear pants*
-makes her wear pants becuz it'll annoy remus- uwu
Okey
Then what is she- <>_<>
Salamander thing: -i have no idea what's going on-
Remus: she just another imp, i have tons and they jst kinda vibe down here with us
Virgil: yup
Dee: i have like 6 of them
oh ok 👌
