Para: *shes 5, what if i told her you said this?*
Para: :( *upset yew insulted her 5 year old child*
uwu
yas so cute
also i luv sneks
and i want one rel bad
Para: *getting progressivley more and more pissed off*
*dis smol comes up to Para and tugs on her pants a lot*
???: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy me want yew! Mommy!!!
Para: *tries to act fine* yes honey?
???: who dis? wut dis? *gasp* cool snek! who dis? who dis?
Para: thats just....one of Mommys friends