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THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

no u dont

i love the mint ones

coconut tho.....not so much

and everyone in my family hates the Buttered Popcorn jelly beans

Male kisser4 years ago

I haven't had jelly beans in FOREVER

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

dude

we have a jelly ean factory right outside of town where i live

they give free tours and as many free samples as you want

AND theyre open on weekends

but only 30 people at a time

Male kisser4 years ago

i live near a river and if you go down to the park you can find a lot of dead fish because pur river is incredibly polluted

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

oh

thats not the best

i live by one of those fake pond things that they fill with sewage

baisicly a landfill, but with snakes

and its only like 4ft away from my house

Male kisser4 years ago

Oh. I live near woods and a farm and in the winter i go climb trees and stuff at the bottom of a very dangerous ravine

(I would go in the summer but there's poison parsnips and skunks and a groundhog that i named miku amd also coyotes)

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

oh cool

theres a woods near my house that leads to walmart and you cant go outside past 4pm becuase of the coyotes

theres at least 15 blackberry bushes and 1 raspberry bush, and 2 boisonberry trees

also

what are poison parsnips?

i dont think they grow in america

Male kisser4 years ago

so basically their plants. And if the sap gets on your skin and the sap comes in contact with sunlight. Your skin will blister and it looks incredibly painful.

so i don't fuck around with it

Also there's like barbed wire and shit

THE POLYWOG GOD4 years ago

oh noes

ok that sounds smart

oh, there isnt any of that by in or around the woods by m house

there are these awful pokey things that if you get poked by them you'll swell up and look rlly fat for days

i know this becuase.....one of my friends touched it

yeah

and theres poison oak and poison ivy

and poisonous berries

Male kisser4 years ago

huh....

Gross

OH and we have turkeys in the wintertime

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