You can become Argos' friend! He's so lonely down there at the valley, the poor thing spent most of his life just waiting for a new master to come around. If you prove you're tricky and crafty I'm sure he'll be very happy!
That said, unfortunately you can't date Argos. We don't know why since he won't tell us, but we have a few theories:
- It would be very unbecoming of him to get too involved with the master, maybe it's against the rules,
- He's straight and has a girlfriend in Canada,
- He's old-fashioned and would only date a snake person,
- He's shy.
Regardless of his reasons, I'm sure he would appreciate the master's friendship even if he doesn't say it out loud. Thank you for caring for the snake boy!