I am so sorry but i laughed from start to end..
I absolutely love all the graphics, they are amazing. You also put effort into not making the player a bean (i can see from the shadow thew player casts it is an actual model).
Anyways, quite a lot of problems i've noticed: The game took me like 4 to 5 minutes to install (1.7gb of files), it also took just as long to load the game when i pressed play. The game also lacks some sort of guidance, it feels like i was thrown in and expected to figure it all out
After i spammed across the house cuz i couldnt find the items i needed normally, i went to the door but the door opening sound kept repeating and overlaying like crazy.
When the chase finally started, the guy just appeared form thin air with suspenseful music from what it looked like, i laughed very hard on that XD
Anyways, when i went to the boat, i expected i had to actually swim onto it, but it seems i am jesus and can walk on water. Again, i laughed very hard on this part
after i got onto the boat, it felt like i had no control over it so to say? It really felt just like an end cutsceene.
Anyways, i have to say, i had a lot of fun still, it is a very funny game.