Skip to main content

Indie game storeFree gamesFun gamesHorror games
Game developmentAssetsComics
SalesBundles
Jobs
TagsGame Engines

Para: because reasons i wont say in front of a child, now you two, follow me, B*tchface McB*stard, stay here or ill rip your head off and feed it to Jack, got it?

sam: he try to f**k yo

Shark tooth: PFFFHAHAHA 

Offenderman: no don't say ting like that baby girl

Sam: heh heh

Para: yes kid, he did, in front of his own brother and my boyfriend, and Sally

Para: ad by the way, you can come for...i dunno, a day, but if you try to r__e Sally again, ill give you Hell, trust me

shark tooth: YOU WHAT *hits offenderman*

offenderman: OW 

Sam: inside time *rubs her face* me tired

Para: whatever, im used to being everyones toy, so just c'mon

*whenever y'all arrive at le mansion*

*you arrive at a old, Victorian mansion, its the most beautiful thing youve ever seen*

Para: *knock knock*

Toby: *answers the door* oh hi Para!!.....oh, *erratic head twitch* its you

Shark tooth: Hi I'm shark tooth

Sam: GRRRR

Offenderman: *slowley falls to the ground* 

Shark tooth: What are you doing?

Offenderman: I'm have a BREAK DOWN *crys*

Sam: no be sad *sits with him*

Toby: jeezus christ for a Slenderman type thing you sure are a man baby

Toby: *pats the child* dont worry, he'll be alright, hes just dramamatic and a sex offender

Para: oh hey! this is Toby, my boyfriend

sam: that my dad i try to tell him no sex

Shark tooth: oh cool and don't worry about him i kick his ass later

Offenderman: plz don't kick my ass

sam: I'm sam and i'm 2

Toby: heh, if you werent related to Slendy id like to kick your ass to, maybe decapitates you very slowly and put you still bleeding head on my wall, yeah, id like that

Para: aand i guess Toby forgot to take his meds today!!......holy crap Sam your 2??? jeez, youre pretty frickin smart for 2, and Bitchface, dont say she/they got it from you

hoi back

offenderman: she gets it from her mom *hugs shark tooth*

Shark tooth: DON"T SAY THING LIKE THAT TO MY BABY

Sam: *starts to cry* I'm not like dada

Shark tooth: *trys to bite toby but is held back by offenderman* AHHH

offenderman: now lets not start anything