"ChatGPT, write me a positive review."
I know right? 2-3 sentences would be plenty, as most people are not going to even bother reading wall-of-text reviews for $10 items before buying. Even for $500 items on Amazon most won't if there's shorter reviews and usually they will ignore the positive ones and only read the negative ones. Aside from that essentially no actual human was ever THAT enthusiastic about the initial release of any porno game ever, even if they were 10yo virgins at the time.